Excuses for not writing
- It’s too late to start now. I’m too tired.
- It’s too early. I can’t think straight.
- I haven’t got my creative head on just now.
- I need to cook the dinner.
- I need to shop.
- I need to clean.
- I need to go to work.
- I need to reupholster the chaise longue.
- I’ve run out of ideas.
- I have too many ideas – I don’t know where to start.
- It’s just not flowing today.
- Everything I write is rubbish.
- I’ll never get it finished anyway.
- Who’s going to want to read something I’ve written?
- Who’ll publish it?
- Who’ll buy it?
- And even if I did finish it, I couldn’t go out in public and sell it to people.
- How can I possibly write anything original when there are so many books out there already?
- And how would I know if my idea is original when I’ve read so many other books?
- Is there even any point in my writing it, when there are so many books in existence already?
- What if I think it’s good and everyone else thinks it’s rubbish?
- I haven’t got my laptop.
- I haven’t got a pencil.
- I haven’t got paper.
- It’s too noisy.
- There are too many people around.
- There’s no flat surface to write on.
- People keep asking me when I’m going to be finished.
- I’ll never be finished because it will never be as good as all the books I love.
- I’ve tied my plot up in knots and I have no idea how to solve them.
- I’ve realised there’s no actual plot in the 80,000 words I have written.
- I am supposed to be writing one thing but all these other ideas keep me up at night.
- Who am I writing for anyway?
- Isn’t it incredibly self-indulgent to think that anyone wants to know what I have to say?
- Somehow I’ve forgotten how to make my characters talk like actual human beings.
- Do real people nod and shrug as much as characters in books?
- I’ve changed my mind about the style of my book and I’m going to have to rewrite 40,000 words before I carry on.
- But what if I’m wrong and the style’s fine, and I waste days rewriting?
- I think I’ve fallen out of love with my characters.
- You’re supposed to write in a clear genre, aren’t you, to make it easy to market your book? But I’ve no idea what the genre of my book is.
- I know what happens at the end, but I can’t work out how to write it in a satisfying way.
Reasons for writing
- That moment when the story’s coming faster than you can type.
- That moment when you’re so excited about your story that you go around telling people about it all the time.
- That moment when you read back something you’ve written and it’s just exactly right.
Claire Watts writes and edits fiction and non-fiction for children and young adults. Her latest YA novel is How Do You Say GOOSEBERRY in French?
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